The Ego Balancer Mugs

'Because we're your peers. We have the same job title and salary as you. That's why you shouldn't tell us you're an underachiever.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"Arthur, I need my space."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Ego Increasing School

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Woman Juggling Emojis

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Personal Cheerleader.

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Narcissus

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"I've finally got my head together."

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

"Morning Gorgeous!"