The Distracted Dialer Mugs

"Did the score change while I sent that text?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Early Tech Support

Old-fashioned computer

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

Ohm sweet Ohm

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

Yeah, I'm having a lowest plane of consciousness kind of day. Chips.

So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.

'Father, I think the Lord has forsaken me, all I get is his voicemail.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."

'Thank you for phoning our vineyard. . .'

Monk has divine reception

"Press 8 to be put on hold for what seems like forever...press 9 to phone back tomorrow."

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

"Long distance from America..."

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

'Press one for sanskrit...'

A man calls his dog on his cell to scold him for digging up the lawn.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

Mobiles and books

Watch where you're going

"Can I see the simpler phone plan again?"