The Confidence Booster Mugs

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Congratulations on the new you!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Viola player coming through!"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Keep the econoimy moving

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Learning Curve

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"You can do it!"

'Self-esteem class seems to help you.' 'That and mega doses of Prozac!'