The Civic Educator Prints

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Home Schooling'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Didgeridoo

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'I said, 'I'd like to see the chef!''

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

You Want A Better World?

Corrupt politicians,

'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'

'Gimme all your democracy!'

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

'Just like my family. Dad's the Congress, Mom's the President and Grandma's the Supreme Court.'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

Election Meddling

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

Vote Signal