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Turkey pardoned by Trump still faces state charges.

Turkey With All the Trimmings

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Plymouth Rock

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Beauty and the Baste

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"It'll never be ready in time."

Maypole

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'