Thanksgiving Storyteller T-Shirts

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

In Loving Memory

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Happy Turkey Day!

Filming Christmas

Zoom Christmas

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

Turkey Autopsy

A feminist Christmas.

"Never say you're stuffed!"

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Knight before Christmas

Before and After Holiday Diet

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Separate checks, please."

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

Holiday Overkill.