Thanksgiving Satire Lover Mugs

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

Turkey Autopsy

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Separate checks, please."

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'I don't like this!'

'i'd forgotten I had a dining room table in here.'