Thanksgiving Family Visit Prints

'Makes sense to me.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Pumpkin patch

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The Last Leaf

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."