Thanksgiving Cooking T-Shirts

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"I smell cranberries."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

The Last Leaf

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."