Thankful Thinkers T-Shirts

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

Jesus wept

It's the thought that counts!

'I inherited therefore I am'

'Pray for peace... or war.'

Counting Blessings

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

Thomas Aquinas

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

World News for 2018

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

Beggars on the street.

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Half-price tighty-white day at the MoMA.

"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

"Do you offer a warranty?"

Turned the other cheek

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet