Texting Yogi Prints

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Yoga with Baby

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Binary Meditation.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Think/Don't Think

'I'm texting my inner child.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

www.meditation.commm

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Binary meditation.

Pot Needles

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

'Relax...empty your cache...clear your history.'

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

Santa Yoga

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

Antenna Yoga.

'I have an idea.'

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."