Texting Therapist T-Shirts

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

Texting eye dog

An ellipsis in the sky

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

"Your fingers are the only part of you that's in shape. Apparently, the only exercise you get is texting."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

"My one-man band is breaking up."

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

"My wife is a very emojical person."

'OMG!'

"IRL sucks."

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"We can rule out stage fright. Maybe it's performance anxiety."

"I sometimes eat and drink too much. My stomach gets very upset about it."

Text Message

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'