Texting Slang Lover Prints

'Im a mble phn slsmn' (I'm a mobile phone salesman.')

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"OMG, LOL!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

OMG UR HOT

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Funny Farm

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

Feart!

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Texting during Baseball Game.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'I may be a smart phone but I am only used to send silly text messages.'

"Scientists have now confirmed the human body is phasing out the vocal cords, due to texting and other nonverbal means of communication."

"It's not you, David. I like you. It's your emojis I can't stand."

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'