Texting Prankster T-Shirts

Hamlet meets autocorrect

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Hole in forty-seven.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

Youtube ghost videos...

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Spam.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

Cat Blog.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

A frat party at an online university