Text-speech Enthusiast Prints

'What does LOTI mean?"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Inclusive speech

TAP TAP TAP TAP

What's normal?

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Textin’"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Changing Minds

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Moo Out Loud

MLK

'How about a walk!'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"