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'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'You've been texting during work hours again!. . . Your keypad is still warm!'

Polly txt speak

"You know, there are other emojis."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

7 More Dwarfs

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Modern Narcissism

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'It's not easy texting messages to my mom. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling.'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"IRL sucks."

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"My wife is a very emojical person."

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'