Test-taking Whiz Mugs

'Let's see...to always use a #2 pencil...to print my name clearly...and to blacken in the ovals completely.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Good Luck with your finals.

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Examiners.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Contest to enter the University

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."