Test Takers' Triumphs Prints

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'The penguin is upset...'

Examiners.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...