Test Prep Tutors Mugs

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Nervous Oral Testing

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Examinations.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Shouldn't you be studying?

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'

Contest to enter the University

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

Llama training

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Final Exams Today

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

I'm doomed! What's Twig's problem today? She forgot that the pre-SATs are this weekend. She hasn't practiced. So what? They don't test for life's important skills. Right. Like planning ahead. Whoops! I forgot the cream.

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"I have a big test today. It counts for 50 percent of my entire grade! Or maybe it's 40 percent."

The New SAT.

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.

'This is a great new computer-generated test. It's for first graders, and it tell you which graduate schools they'll qualify for.'

'I hope it's not a matching test. I have trouble with matching tests.'

Lincoln Standardized Test Center. Formerly Lincoln High School.