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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

Burning the midnight oil.

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Good luck with all the revision...

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Examinations.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

Bigger Brain

Nervous Student

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

Snacks for Learners

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Pizza Study Party

"Shouldn't you be studying?

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Contest to enter the University

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'

'Hey son, what test did you say you have today? I want to make sure I pack the right brain for you.'