Test Anxiety Survivor Mugs

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Fight or Flight

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

Danger Slow Sand.

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Good Luck in your Exams.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

Examinations.

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Flu vaccine.

Just don't let the old man get you down.