Tessellation Lover Mugs

A tessellation of running figures.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"What did Jesus order?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Jenga!!!

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

Francois Rabelais

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Pull my finger.

An interview with Codlin and Short

'You're not Gramma! You're Wolf Blitzer!'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'