Territory T-Shirts

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

Human males marking territory.

Man guarding a written border.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

"You're sitting in my place!"

Claiming the North Pole for Mother Russia isn't as much fun as I thought.

Learning to say 'no'

GREENLAND

'As you can see, your sales region is quite large.'

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!

"It's dangerous territory you're taking on, Adams. Our legal people are drafting your will for you as a precaution..."

"Hey Michelle, it's me. Have you had enough time to yourself yet?"

'I'm sorry, Sonny. But, the FBI doesn't look for missing doggies... Even if you do think he might've crossed the state line.'

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

'I have to go and mark my domain.'

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

'This is my favorite place in the whole world.'