Territorial Aficionados Mugs

Keep off the Grass.

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Harriet Walter

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Newton's Law and Order.

Young Stephen King

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Leisure Editor

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."

Mc Seven

NSA

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"No—a bigger box."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'