Termite Inspector Prints

"Looks like the termite man's here."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

*=Hotdog

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

The Butcher of 35th street.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Bird and Worm.

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

Cat Bug

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

'The good news is you don't have termites. The bad news is you have beavers.'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

"The teacher told us about evolution today. So Dad, why did our ancestors choose to evolve into dung-beetles instead of, for example, cheesecake-beetles?"

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!