Term Time Troopers Pillows

Back to school

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!

Astronomical observations.

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Super Bowl Monday

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Clown car full of policemen

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

Deja Viewer

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."

Flight Departures

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'