Tenure Achiever Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with our 'Tenure Achiever' pillows. Perfect for quietly celebrating their achievements and inspiring continued success at home or in the office.

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"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure." mockup

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

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Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence. mockup

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

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He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form. mockup

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

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'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!" mockup

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

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'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.' mockup

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

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The rope to success.

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"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me." mockup

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

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'This part was tenure.'

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Jumping Man

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"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies." mockup

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

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Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished. mockup

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

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"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up." mockup

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

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'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers). mockup

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

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"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"Millstone is not yet a full professor." mockup

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

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Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton mockup

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

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We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors. mockup

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

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"10,000 steps a day? I can do that." mockup

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

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Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii. mockup

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

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'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.' mockup

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

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"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something." mockup

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

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Kicking Butt Since 1998

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Graduate of 2021

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Woman and scales.

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'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......' mockup

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

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'Is this making it?'

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You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad. mockup

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

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'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?' mockup

'Do you, Tenured, take this, Untenured, through sickness and health, to have and to hold from this day forward?'

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"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!" mockup

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"

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Goal

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"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure." mockup

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

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'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.' mockup

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

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'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.'

'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.' mockup

'I'm just calculating the probability of my getting tenure in this university.'

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'I'm a stay-at-home soccer mother.' mockup

'I'm a stay-at-home soccer mother.'

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Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B mockup

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

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Tenure Achiever Pillows Collection

Tenure Achiever Mugs

Explore our range of 'Tenure Achiever' mugs to find the perfect way to celebrate enduring dedication with humor and style.

Tenure Achiever Prints

Decorate with pride using our 'Tenure Achiever' prints, designed to highlight the importance of perseverance and success in any workspace or living area.

Tenure Achiever T-Shirts

Discover our 'Tenure Achiever' t-shirts—comfortable apparel that proudly showcases years of success and professional pride.