Tenting Troubadours Pillows

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

City & Western.

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

The train on the musical line

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

Carols

Gypsy busker

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

"Of course there are termites in the basement - they're our kids."

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"