Tentacle Admirer Mugs

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

(Camel paintings)

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Admit it, we're lost."

King Kongs first christmas

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Shark infested custard!

Mohammad's motors

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Danth battle?

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"We haven't danced in ages."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Tortoises breakdancing

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Chameleon and TV