Tentacle Admirer Mugs

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

(Camel paintings)

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Admit it, we're lost."

King Kongs first christmas

Turtle Trailer Court

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Shark infested custard!

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Mohammad's motors

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"We haven't danced in ages."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Danth battle?

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Tortoises breakdancing

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Chameleon and TV