Tent Lover Pillows

"It looks brighter over there!"

Husband sleeps in a tent next to his wife in the family bed

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Marshmallows

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

The Re-Giving Tree

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

Camouflage Unit

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'