Tent Lover Pillows

"It looks brighter over there!"

Husband sleeps in a tent next to his wife in the family bed

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Marshmallows

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Camouflage Unit

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'