Tennis Trivia Buff Mugs

"Quiet please...the players are about to begin grunting."

Pete Sampras

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Novak Djokovic

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Cat and mouse.

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Suzanne Lenglen

Tennis corruption

Love All

Two flies and a spider umpiring playing tennis on a cow.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'