Tennis Racket Collector Mugs

Rod Laver

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"1-1"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Vannamania

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'