Tennis Lover With A Twist Mugs

Death playing with the middle east.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Improvised Dentistry.

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.