Tennis Ball Chaser Prints

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

The Salmon Fisherman

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Destiny is all...

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Arcade Game Baseball.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."