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"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

On Summer Recess See U Soon!

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Human Rights and the USA

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I rented out the basement."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

Home Sweet Sign

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Homeless count.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Supreme Liberty Court

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"We need to be careful."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Don't ask don't tell

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Human Rights

Abortion Debate

"He said it's all about holding on to tradition while embracing the future. I told him to keep his hands to himself."

Turtle Eviction

'The BILL OF RIGHTS? Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"Aren't you forgetting my client's human rights, your honour?"

'Thanks to crooked bankers and their politician allies, we're collective bargaining for LOWER wages and FEWER benefits!'

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'