Ten-pin Tactician Prints

Bowling ball head.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Board Game Hunter

I love Basketball.

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"Works every time."

"That was a rumor day."

My first mistake.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Snooker.

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

This Amount of Computer Code

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Wi-Fi password?

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

"It's a good idea to tip first. That way I know what level of service you expect."

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."