Tempted Gym-goer Prints

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Exercising

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Keep Fit.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Guy in gym

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

How to go form fit to fat...

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

Yoga for beginners,

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'Checkmate!'