Temperature Scale Enthusiast Mugs

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

Model Shop

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

"These cold flashes are terrible, I can't stop shaking." "I'll crank it up another two hundred, dear. That should do it." "The real reason for global warming."

Crater Lake

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?