Temperature Scale Enthusiast Mugs

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

Model Shop

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Hot and Cold Elevator

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

Crater Lake

"These cold flashes are terrible, I can't stop shaking." "I'll crank it up another two hundred, dear. That should do it." "The real reason for global warming."

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'