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Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

George Santayana

'I inherited therefore I am'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Sore Loser

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Opposing viewpoint.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'Technically, shouldn't EVERYBODY have survivor's guilt?'

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

History Of Fire

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

Sometimes when I

Thoreau's secret diary

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

'I think therefore I'm a man in a cow suit!'

"What about my fears?"

Road rage on board.

Teetotaler introducing his son to the schoolmaster

War kills.

Drunk man thrown out of bar

'LET ME THROUGH! I'M A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST!'

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

The Bottle - Father Imprisoned and Mad, Daughter and Son Involved in Vice

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

The Bottle- Husband Sacked- Clothes Pawned for Drink Money

"Would you like to step inside -'mate'?"