Temperament Mugs

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

The Drunkard's Children - Son and Daughter on Trial in Old Bailey

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Sore Loser

Opposing viewpoint.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'I'm a little concerned about your temper. You really lost it back there.'

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

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"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

History Of Fire

"Now, Baldo, don't let your temper get the best of you. Do what I do. Sit in a comfortable chair and count to 100."

Sometimes when I

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

The Door to Anger Management Class.

Anger management therapy for volcanoes.

Teetotaler introducing his son to the schoolmaster

Drunk man thrown out of bar

He was always losing it.

Road rage on board.

'LET ME THROUGH! I'M A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST!'

Teetotaller outside public house

'The anger management is working... there were only a couple of veins popping on his forehead tonight.'

The Bottle - Father Imprisoned and Mad, Daughter and Son Involved in Vice

Out of Sorts

'No no, old age dosen't stop me from horsing around...'

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'