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Man in a messy, noisy office describing, over the phone, how he loves Telesales as it gets him out of the messy, noisy city

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I want to work from home!"

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Working from Home.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

Barking From Home

Procrastination Bucket List