Television Star Mugs

Carol Burnett

Timothy West

Kaley Cuoco

The girl who has everything...

Cote de Pablo

Philip Glenister

'Admittedly Philip Schofield has done well but...what ever happened to Gorden!'

Welcome to Greensville birthplace of Wilbur Farkle. He was never very big.

Matt Smith

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Horror movies

Television Readers.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'