Television Dreamer Gifts

Out-of-Homebody experience.

"Can't wait for tv to be invented..."

"I resign Sire - I've landed my own show on Channel 4..."

"Well, I'm off to go do something that will get me on TV. . ."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Angel Music

Sleeping Beauty.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"And how would you like your steak?"

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.