Telescope Adventurer Mugs

'We think that ring around the planet Earth is made up of communication satellites.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Astral Projection

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

Photocoffier.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."