Telephone Trivia Buff Mugs

'He's on one of his silly crusades - May I take a message?'

"... No, I'm not your Bert. I think you've got the wrong number."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'It's engaged.'

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Vannamania

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Call centre musicians

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

It's academic

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

Bell on early phone: 'I know it's you, Watson - stop trying to sound like Edison!'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

TV Zoo Trivia

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Owl answers telephone.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."