Telephone Talkers Mugs

"To continue, press the 'star' key. If you're thinking to yourself, 'That looks more like an asterisk that a star,' you should lighten up."

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

"It is we."

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Moo Out Loud

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

WTF?

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

A senior moment.

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Hot Line

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"I'm on the haywain."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

"IRL sucks."

"Careful...she bites."

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'