Telephone Conference Participant T-Shirts

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Communication Breakdowns

Chaos Theory Conference.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

A senior moment.

'Pick a business card.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Psychiatric convention"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

AI Summit

'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'I'll keep my remarks brief.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."