Telephone Banter Aficionados Prints

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

The Art of Bantering!

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

Hot Line

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

Call centre musicians

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'You're looking well.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'

We're prepared to offer you a starting salary in the low six figures...if you count the decimal.

'Of course my wife understands me-that's why she's divorcing me!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"