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The indigo children.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts.

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

First Annual Psychic Convention

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

Snake Charmer

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Cloud Hang

Psychic Dating Hotline

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

'Anyway, thanks for listening to me...'

ESP - Say the first thing that comes to your mind...

"It's a message for you from the other side."

Telapathy.

"Good evening. It's a pleasure to be here addressing you tonight."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

'When you care to 'zen' the very best.'

Thank you for calling the after-life...

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."

Telepathy: The reason cats seldom catch birds on the ground.

'This kookaburra he's talking to-they're AUSTRALIAN aren't they?'

The training halo...

'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'

'We're through, Zena. I'm tired of your mind games!'

Magician tells of Apprentice

'Do you believe in telepathy?' 'That's exactly what I was going to ask you.'