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The Dream Remote

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

The last family vacation

'Let's not jump to any conclusions Wilma. There could be many reasons why he has a million in used bank notes under his bed.'

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

After School Club - 'His parents were supposed to pick him up in 1996.'

'Teenagers'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Your mother and I are concerned about how much time you spend online."

"-and to think THAT was once our little bundle of joy!"

Lemming Parenting - 'If all your friends refused to jump off a cliff, would you?'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'If I came home pierced, my parents would ground me for life!'

"Mum, Dad...I'm a teenager."

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Take out the garbage?...Dad, that's so 90s.'

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"Vinyl's making a comeback, Dad. Can you show me how to plug this in?"

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

"We're looking at your high school yearbook, dad."

The pop-up book of fighters

'We're out of cereal!'

"Listen up ladies! I'm your Halloween chaperone! You know what that means, don't you?"

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

"I like parenting my cellphone...there's a lot less yelling."

"Remember...there are two rules in this house. The first rule is that while you live under this roof, you do as I say. The second rule is...there are no other rules!"

"Baldo, why the mood? Just because school starts in two weeks doesn't mean you have to be mad at the world...angry at everyone and everything. It points to deeper issues."

'Aw, c'mom, mom and dad...all the other kids are suing their parents.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Mom, Dad, admit it - your dating agency was manipulated by russian hackers, right?"

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Must you spend all your time talking with your friends?"

Teen Knights

"It says it's a film the whole family can enjoy."